What the hell happened to my eyebrows!

Hello you beautiful zappers!
I’ve been here a long time cuz i enjoy reading all your hair-raising tales!
[b]Would someone please go and fix Michael Bono’s computer ! I miss his rants ,raves & intelligent posts ! It’s just not the same without him.[/b]
I’ve pretty much given up on electrolysis only because I really can’t find anyone in my area …I’ve tried so many when away and the hair keeps coming and they are too far away and it is facial yada yada it just seems hopeless but I digress…
I’m writing because the one feature I have been happy with on my face is my eyebrows… Well now out of the blue my eyebrows are going through a strange change! As if overnight the hair is a growing thick like wire and straight out! I really don’t want to pluck them out because I like my brows . I’ve just been cutting them shorter but they’re still really stiff and look strange and out of place !
Help! Is there anything i can do to make them softer like the other parts of my brow and make these bristle hairs lay flat without plucking them?? Yup aging sucks and creeps hits you broadside on the head , with a big whoopin stick in the middle of the night when you least expected it!

I think you can get eyebrow razors that have a guide on them so you don’t shave too close. The shave will hopefully give a more tapered end than straight up cutting them would?

Also you could try using eyebrow gel or clear mascara to tame them into place.

Hi Danika …

The computer actually was fine, just sounded different. I’m a TOTAL OCD neurotic, so I had to check it like crazy.

I feel bad, because sometimes I have not been so nice to you. Yeah, I can be a real creep. But, not all the time?

YES, eyebrows get continually longer and stronger as we, well shucks, AGE! The few I have left on my face (that looks like a prune anyway) are like WIRES! I try to cut them looking through my “telescopes” and usually end up putting a cut on my face!

I saw a shark this morning during my swim (small one) … maybe one of those “party hats” will just take-me-out and put me out of my misery?

I have the opporsite problem I am currently attempting to grow my eye brows because I over plucked them in my teens and 20’s I have gone for the new HD look in the UK not sure if you do it in the states waxed underneath and between then shape up with a brush and clear mascara then a brow pencil in same or slightly lighter shade since I have my hair colored blonde now have nice fuller eye brows. you can snip any over growth on top to shape, that’s what they do in the salon.
I am thinking of getting any little stray ones between my eye brows done with electrolysis but hoping waxing isn’t going to course an issue as, I’ve heard plucking eye browns reduces hair in the area, as is evident with myself where as my upper lip and chin which has had treatment for last year it would only increase the growth.

If your not sure on how to do it yourself ask your electrolysis if she offers any other treatments she maybe able to help you shape them? my electrolysis offers wax on the eye browns legs under arms and bikini area but she don’t do chin and upper lip as I say she recommends electrolysis because she says you’ll end up with a worse issue later down the line if you wax it, which is true.

Michael, You’ve never been mean to me! Come on I come here to read your posts you’re entertaining knowledgeable and blunt… It’s refreshing honestly! I often fantasize about being able to stay in your casa near the beach and have some “stuff” improved during that vacation. NOOOOO WAY, Tell those pointy shirts to back off!
yeah just when you think youve got one thing managed some other life surprise appears. Not liking in the thick wire eyebrow hairs much at all ! Growing older is not for sissies!

Hey I don’t see a message there! Okay once again I was saying… Michael you’ve never been mean to me! I come here to read your posts …they’re entertaining, knowledgeable, funny…yeah blunt too but that can be refreshing. I have often fantasized about coming to your casa on the beach for a vacation and benefiting from some improvements while there. That would be grand! So BACK OFF SHARKS!
And yes growing old is not for sissies! just when I thought I had things managed here come the black wire eyebrows…why this crap ? Why does the artist of life get all art deco in later years. Bah!