Beate your story is amusing — but I have one that will top that. Some years ago I went to Peru to train three nurses and one doctor who would be opening an electrolysis clinic in Mira Flores. My old lifeguard buddy Josh Brown was working in Peru — still is — and decided to help open the clinic. I bought three Dutch-made machines and took them with me!
Josh instructed me to have business cards made showing me as a DOCTOR! He said customs will be a problem and I should learn to say: “Necissito uno sympatico,” and to say that when I arrived in Peru. When I arrived, there was military everywhere (the “Shinning Path” was in revolt). Anyway, my “necessito … “ didn’t work and my machines were confiscated. I also had FAKE papers showing a lower value of the machines. That didn’t work either. (Customs charges the FULL VALUE of the entire unit: if the thing cost $900, you pay customs $900!)
So, the next day, Josh and I went to customs to get the machines out of customs. The customs official wanted a $1,000 BRIBE and then charge us $600 (the stated value of the units). And then, Josh went into his CRAZY routine — I could have died.
What I didn’t know is that the President’s brother was very ill. Josh told them I was a famous doctor who came from America to treat the brother, to save his life. I handed them my “card.” The machines were to be used at the summer home and the government offices. Josh started screaming, “Get me the general! Call the President immediately — get me the President! You are all going to be held responsible for the death of Juan!” (What a great actor!)
The customs guys got scared and gave us the machines at no charge. They got real friendly and took us into a warehouse filled with every kind of item they had confiscated, and asked us if we wanted to buy some of their “stolen” goods. The warehouse was full of new items like bikes, cars, televisions, etc. It looked like a department store!
So you see: “Nicht so schlecht in Deutschland!” (Or is that “im” Deutschland?)