Need advice

Imagine the hairiest guy in the world.

Ok, you just saw me. Im 19 and its absolutely retarded how hairy I am. I swear I curse my parents for doing that to me.

Anyways, I was thinking it would be alot nicer to have no hair at all, rather then the current ammount. Im white, with dark hair. I hear thats good?

Is it possible to get rid of all of this? If so, what kind of procedure am I looking at? Would it be permanent? If not, how long?

Any help is greatly apreciated, thanks.