I’m sharing my experience with laser hair removal, in case other people find the information useful. I have dark, almost black hair, and mediterranean, sort of golden skin.
The main research I did was to find a place that was cheap. I now regret this, and wish that instead I had found a place that was effective, or at least honest.
Last Thursday, February 1, 2007, I had a laser hair removal treatment at one of the cheaper options here in NYC, a place with the cheesy name of Beauty and Youth Spa. I went in and consulted with the nice Russian lady, who had no qualms at all about the color of my skin, which I’d been concerned about. I blew over $500 on what was to be the first of six treatments. That was a low price considering I had quite a lot of areas done.
It’s now 8 days later, and seems to have had no effect whatsoever. Maybe immunity to lasers is my superpower.
My stubble was growing back just like normal later in the day after the treatment, and has been growing normally since. I tried to convince myself that it wasn’t really growing, I just hadn’t shaved very close, but no, it’s all growing back exactly like normal after a totally normal shave, ingrown-hair zits included. The nice Russian lady assured me that lasers do not cause ingrown hairs, but then again, she also said that lasers do cause hair removal.
She also didn’t charge me tax or give me a receipt, since I paid cash. I’d like to think that cheating the tax man and cheating your customers are two different things, but maybe they go together.
I’d suspect that the laser that the other large Russian woman zapped me with was just a fake, but I don’t think a fake would have hurt so much, or burned one of my birthmarks black. It’s a little scab now. I don’t know if it will come back or not, or if it will be replaced by a scar. I had no great sentimental attachment to that birthmark, but before the treatment, I had asked the first Russian lady specifically if the laser would do anything to my birthmarks, and she assured me that it had no effect on them. She also said that the laser didn’t hurt at all. In fact, I can’t recall anything she said that later turned out to be true.
Turning my birthmark to a cinder didn’t hurt nearly as much as when the technician turned her laser onto a very, very sensitive part of my body, which is darker than the rest of my skin. I don’t know why she would even be pointing her laser there, since that part of my body doesn’t have any hair on it at all. What it does have are a lot of nerve endings, which did not appreciate being burned. This hurt for about a day. I have not ruled out the possibility that this “spa” is actually a fetish parlor, where sadists pay the management to inflict pain on unknowing victims, who foolishly also pay the management.
I’ve been reading about hair shedding, but haven’t experienced it myself. OK, that’s not true, I had one hair that looked kind od shriveled, so I tugged it and it came out easily. But at over $500/hair, this is not a good deal. I’m wondering if anyone can recommend a laser hair removal place in NYC that might actually remove some hair, or at least tell me honestly if their lasers don’t work on someone of my skin color.
At least, I hope this post will be a warning to others, that laser hair removal does not necessarily work like the ads and the salespeople promise.