Man's hilarious account of his Brazilian wax

http://www.sitnews.us/JasonLove/082404_so_it_goes.html
So It Goes
Brazilian Bikini Wax
by Jason Love
August 24, 2004

It is hard to describe the pain that attended. Normally we are present to a range of sights and sounds, grounded for the most part in reality. The moment Blanca took back her strip of cloth, my awareness of Other came to a searing standstill, and nothing existed outside the sting between my legs. Somewhere in the distance a dog barked.

I yelped in some new language and had a mini-seizure.

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