Question for the experts:
Why do Americans have more wrinkles on the left side of their faces than the right?
(Hint: In Australia they have more wrinkles on the right side.)
Because we drive at left and in Australia they drive at right.
Bravo! Right answer.
More sun exposure on the “window side” of the car.
In america the majority of people are right handed. As a result of this they obviously use their right hand side more then their left. The muscles on the right hand side of the body are more toned as a result of this, particularly around the neck. This tautness of muscle equates to a tighter fit of the skin over the frame of the face. The left side of the face doesn’t benefit from this effect and as a result, over time, an excess of skin results in wrinkles.
In Australia this effect is cancelled out as result of them carrying Koala bears on the left hand side. They normally carry the bear on the left because it allows them to keep the right hand free for throwing more shrimps on the barbie and holding cans of fosters lager/beer. All Australians have at least one pet Koala bear because they are used to keep the eucalyptus trees nicely trimmed. Koalas are also widely used as purses by well to do ladies. The Koala bear as everyone knows is a marsupial and their pouches are a perfect substitute for a handbag.
Not a lot of people know about a similar effect on people living in Japan. The Japanese are quite traditional and even today use a bow as both greeting and sign of respect. As a result of this constant bowing and the stretching of the skin from the lower back to the top of the head they quite often end up with a wrinkled forehead from the stress on the skin that bowing causes…
I know the above to be true because some bloke down the pub told me so and he read it on the internet 
What a “cheek!” You made me laugh out loud.
Don’t think I could improve on that scientific explanation.
Did you know the people in Norway have the biggest feet?
Wonder why?
BTW … Had a great lady from Liverpool here yesterday (Dawn Grugel): doing a little “brushing up” on the teles, and talking about the “Royals.” (Ever wonder why their heads are tilted to the right?)
Yeah, I hear Asians have straight pubic hair too!
laughing here…always figured my own brow lines were from raising my eyebrows when people repeat stuff they learned on the internet! (and since you can’t hear me say that I want you to KNOW that I am joking with you!)
LOL! Suddenly I want to move to Australia and have a koala as a pet. Sounds fun!
Nice (silly) comments … now we’re getting somewhere! BTW, here’s a photo of tonight’s sunset (I live on that hill in the background). “Global warming?” … what a treat (so far). They tell me that “my hill” is going to become an island. That’s okay, I guess, I’ve always wanted to live on an island.
I was considering visiting Norway but I was put off by someone I was speaking to just the other day, he said that I shouldn’t go. When I asked him why he pointed out that because I have average sized feet I could be in danger. Apparently the indigenous population of Norway has over time developed larger than normal feet to cope with the particularly soggy ground conditions that are typical outside of the cities. Having bigger feet helps prevent people from sinking into the ground. Many a local with small feet have disappeared never to be seen again. This is a good example of evolution at work. Over thousands of years and because all of the people with small feet have sunk, larger feet have become the norm. For people who don’t believe in evolution there is a rumour that God did it because he likes to make people trip up and as everybody knows people with big feet have a tendency to trip up more.
Perfect!
Now, another “eigentlich” question for the experts:
If you separated out all the DNA in a human’s body, and strung them together, how long a “strand” would you have?
(This time, no “hints.” That follizap person is just too damned smart.)
Apparently if you’re DNA is stretched out it would reach to the moon. This would be really useful because if you’d never been to the moon you could just follow it and you wouldn’t get “lost in space”. My first thought was how did the DNA know how to get to the moon??? Does this mean there is a budding astronaut in every one of us. I always knew my wife had a missing link because she gets lost just going to the shops
Now I understand the ease of your wife to remain suspended in space. 
Mierda! that reminds me, I must take her down…tal vez mañana 
Almost … well, 25% right.
From the earth to the moon, and back … TWICE!
(Just in case you ever want a return trip.)
ha ha ha Follizap, Michael, what a couple of comedians you form.
They say that if we put our neuronal cells in row also reach the moon. Perhaps this proves the theory of those who believe that we were never there.
Of course we were there, I go there myself for shopping, the cheese is out of this world…
That’s because you have not tried the cheese from La Mancha (land of Don Quixote). Of course, some thought he was a lunatic, well yes, maybe he was, but in any case a charming lunatic. As you and I, faced giant imaginary. Some also call them laser.