Freak of Nature...

I CANNOT believe I finally found a place where this “problem” of mine is actually talked about. I’ve been reading through the posts and wanting to weep. Yes yes yes…

To begin–like many here, around the age of 11 I started to develop hair in places other girls didn’t. I also got my period at that age and was fully mature physically. While I liked the attention, there was a horrible secret happening- my back side, my thighs, my arms, my breasts, my stomach, my toes, chin and upper lip, were growing thick black hair. This was not peach fuzz. This was man-style hair. And waaay too much of it. My family, in their typical fashion of denying the reality of anything that didn’t fit the norm, said I was making a big fuss and didn’t offer me the resources to manage it. I was actually stealing razors from other girls at school, and shaving took so long that I couldn’t keep up with it (and it felt horrible growing in). Most often, I simply went into hiding mode:

No shorts, no bathing suits, t-shits on occassion. The problem was, and still is, that I’m attractive and have always been in good shape and so it’s like I have a “good” self and a “bad” self. The bad self I try to manage by shaving/waxing/hiding the hair, but it always returns. I am the human chia-pet/ freak of nature. I feel deeply flawed and dirty, and when people try to reassure me, I know it’s because they love me, not becasue the hair is actually ok–it looks awful, and the times I’ve gone au natural are simply gross, I look like a cross dresser or half-male/half female.

Besides the self-esteem issue, there is the physical condition itself-- my skin is hyper-sensitive, the hairs are coarse and dark and grow out like little porcupine quils, only there’s a million of them. If I grow it out, the hair breaks off when it gets long then is prickly in other ways and it feels intolerable no matter what I do–leave it alone or try to remove it. By some quirk of nature, I have incredibly densely packed hair follicules. Three hairs look like they’re coming out of one pore, only they’re not, they’re just so close together, so I have about 3 to 4 times the amount on an average person. Looks good on my head, until my hair grows too long and then I get headaches because there’s too much of it there too, so I end up keeping my hair short, which my family is always saying is a shame and I should grow it long because I look so beautiful with long curls…

I have tried everything but laser and nothing has worked for very long. I pluck my face daily, and my nipples. I shave my stomach, all of my legs (there is no interruption of hair from pubis to ankles–it’s one long carpet of potential shag) I don’t have the resources to have laser treatments but at the same time, I don’t want to keep living with this. Feels like I’m battling a beast and when other people see it, they stare. I’ve had potential boyfriends reject me on the grounds hair grosses them out. The idea of a brazilian wax is laughable. I’d need a Soviet Bloc wax…

In the summer, my groin area is constantly overheated because of the density of hair and trapped moisture. The hair gets in the way of sex, too, but shaving it and having that kind of stubble is beyond even my hearty capacity for self-inflicted pain, so I am now abstaining from dating and having any kind of sexual contact because the hair has just ruined too much and I’m tired of trying.

I’ve had hormonal tests done in my 20s (I’m 38 now) and back then there was nothing amiss. No ovarian tumors or polyps. It appears nature has simply given me, like a few select others, this hairy fate. I wish I could accept it but I can’t. I’d like to change it but I don’t have the money. I’d at least like to stop obsessing over the female body–I scrutinize every woman to see if she has it or not, and so far, 99.9 % of women I’ve seen this life don’t have this, hence making me horribly jealous, feeling inadequate and overall, wanting to hide and only come out on those days when I’ve spent three hours in the tub running various pieces of steel over my limbs.

So, how does the hair make me feel… like a freak, to be sure. The one man who really liked it had a serious hair fetish and it was like he’d found the motherload. It was gross, to be objectified that way. I just bought another epilator, since the stubble from shaving has just gotten too uncomfortable. I’ts nice to know there are others here like me. I still feel like crap… but is a warm fuzzy way. a bit…

Well, first of all you are not a freak of nature and definitely not alone. You said there’s only a select few people like you, however, it’s estimated that anywhere from 8-20% of women are like you…and that’s just the women who actually go and see a doctor to try and get help–think about how many who don’t out of embarrassment. I am one who definitely knows the struggle, the time and rituals that go into removing the hair. I can say that I have never waxed or epilated and I only pluck my eyebrows…which I’ve found out is good because contrary to popular belief, those things actually make the hair thicker over time. Actually, I’ve tried waxing my face a couple of times because I got sick of bleaching and I found that bleaching was actually more effective and obviously less painful. I have however done laser hair removal ON MY FACE, which wasn’t the best idea either…doing that on hair that is more peach fuzz than terminal like a man’s beard cam actually cause it grow thicker and even stimulate new hair growth. I don’t know how I went for a year of treatments and my hair barely got any thicker–lucked out I guess. Anyway, I shave anywhere that I need to remove the hair. It sucks that it comes back again, but once you start accepting that, it gets easier. I take about 40 minute showers every day and that’s just the sacrifice I’m willing to make and it seems to be enough. I have 2 different raisors that I use…I use a triple blade disposable for areas like my face, arms, underarms and stomach, etc. and that leaves most of the areas silky smooth…not my underarms or lower stomach. Then I use a 4 blade disposable on my legs. I actually found that I don’t get any raisor bumbs/burn on my lower legs and only some on my inner thigh and bikini, where the hair is thicker…only on my right thigh though–it’s very strange. Maybe you should try using different raisors or two different ones to minimize the bumps. My goal is to save enough money to have laser done on my lower legs, inner thigh and bikini and possibly underarms. Maybe we can go together and get a discount;-) If laser or electrolysis is an option for you, you should start with the areas that bother you the most…and make sure to do your research. As far as relationships, I’ll be honest and say that it is harder when you’re out their in the dating world and it’s heartbreaking when some men won’t be with you because of it, but everyone has their own taste…some guys don’t like hairy chicks, some do and some don’t care either way. So many people tell me how beautiful I am and I just have to accept that many others may not think so. I’ve never really had trouble getting guys and I probably didn’t put myself out there as much out of fear of being rejected because of my hair issues–I basically set myself up so it would never happen. Of course when it came to sex I was very scared about getting naked and having someone explore my whole body. In my delusional mind I actually told myself that if I ever had a serious relationship or got married, I would just keep the lights low any time we would be intimate–as if that’s realistic. Then I finally decided “the hell with it” and I started shaving most of my body (my 40 minute morning ritual) and I gained more confidence being so smooth. I had a serious relationship for a while and it was fine…I kept my hair issue a secret from him though. Then I met the man of my dreams and while he seemed not to notice anything (but he may really have), I confessed. Well he discovered my ritual and then I confessed. And you know what? He didn’t care. He still thought I was the most beautiful person he’s ever met. And now we’re married!

Basically that’s some of my story and I wanted to share it with you so you would know you are not alone. Your story is like so many others. If you go to www.keratin.com and go to the discussion forum for hirsutism, you will see how many hundreds of people have posted on there as well. It was smart of you to go to the doctor and have your hormones tested. It’s not surprising that your levels were normal because that’s usually the case. In a nutshell it just means that your skin is overly sensitive to the normal level of hormones in your body. Seeing a doctor is the first step. The second step is treatment and management. You said that you are healthy, which is the first part of treating anything. There are treatments available, but no cure and that’s a sad fact we all have to face…well, if you don’t like how you are, it is sad. I take a medication called Spironolactone and I’m on birth control. If you want information on these, just look them up on google or something as treatment for hirsutism. There’s also a couple of really good books you can read. One is called “The Hormonally Vulnerable Woman” and there is a couple of chapters that cover hirsutism with info on diagnosing and treating. The other book is “The Diet Cure”. I hope I’ve helped you in some way. You can always come to this site for info or sharing.

The above post is correct. You may feel like you’re the only one, but this is not the case as you can probably see by hundreds of posts on this forum about the issue. Others hide it just like you do.

It sounds like you’ve had tests done over 20 years ago. Medicine has become better and you should definitely start by visiting an experienced endocrinologist in your area. Hormonal disorders are hard to detect. Find someone who has a lot of experience in this field specifically and have them do the current tests. Have your periods always been pretty regular and painless? How’s your skin? Any other signs of hormonal imbalance that you experience often? Have you ever been on birth control like Yasmine that can help stabilize hormones?

Once you have done these tests, take a look at the FAQs at the link below. If your hair is dark and coarse, you can get rid of a good amount of this hair via laser. It’s probably not as expensive as you think and most places take credit cards. You can start with a small area like bikini which gets great results. You would only need to spend $100-150 every 2-3 months on this treatment.

The other methods you said you tried are not permanent. So I’m not sure what you expected. Plucking can actually make things worse on some areas. Waxing your bikini and legs and many other areas should be fine too for now. Lots of girls do it. Men have their entire backs waxed, so I’m not sure why you’re worried about the size of the area. Shaving is a good method too, but sometimes it doesn’t get you the smooth results you are probably looking for on areas with coarse hair.

I’ll second lagirl on the success or ability of waxing not being dependant on the size of the area.

I had full back, shoulders, upper arms, upper legs, buttocks and one or two other areas waxed all in one go. Took a little while, but we were able to do it. In actually fact, it wasn’t the size of the area that made waxing difficult but just the actual strength and quantity of hair (when I say quantity, I mean if I didn’t trim my chest you could not see the skin in the centre part of my torsoe and outwards of about 10cm eitherway.

On another note, hugs from Hairtell, I really feel for you and everything that you are going through. I know the money side of Hair removal may sound daunting but it’s not really that bad, again. Once you’ve started as well it’s amazing the ways you can find money to continue.

Kind regards,
Benji