Why Barbara Darling, just call me Elphaba.
I know the humanoid can’t resist spending another day writing thousands of words about my words. At least the humanoid can not be slandering others, if I am enchanting all the vitriolic attention. 
This seems like a good place to insert one of the versions of the article I wrote for the California association’s newsletter. This is not the final version that was printed, (can’t find that now) but it is true to the spirit of the article, as it is one of the next to last revisions.
Do We Really Need A License?
The future of the Electrolysis Industry is at a fork in the road. On one path, we have the further professionalization of the field, and on the other we have a turn back to the learn & earn model.
When I was entering this industry, all the talk was about how the various associations were consolidating, and the expectation was that the profession would soon have a powerful tool for the betterment of the industry, and the sharing of advertising costs, and maybe a collective referral service with 24 hour hotlines was on the horizon. Time has shown that to be a promise in the same category as those flying cars that ran on solar power and drops of water we all were supposed to be driving in the year 2000.
The problem the industry has always had is that we have never reached the point where everyone who is currently seeing a practitioner could book an appointment for the same month, without us all running out of available treatment time, and we sure won’t reach the point where every new prospective client can book an appointment in the same week while we keep our appointments with our current clients if we continue to reduce access to treatment via licensing schemes, and contrived extortion of practitioners via licensing board inspections with punitive actions stemming from petty peccadilloes like unlocked cleaning chemical storage cabinets.
The tipping point has been reached; We are losing manufacturers, and suppliers, due to the steady decline in active practitioners. As the demand for the products of our profession is waning due to the reduction in the number of people participating in the profession, and that is reducing as each new state licensing program takes effect, our visibility in the crowd of hair removal options decreases as well. If we can’t get access to electrolysis education, and we can’t get supplies, we are out of business, unless we can learn how to make our own tools. (Hmmm, I wonder what the inspection program will be like when we all have to make our own disposable probes and forceps and convert CB radios into electrolysis machines)
On the other hand, if there really be a brotherhood of man, and even a sisterhood of electrolysis practitioners, we could turn back the reduction of our industry by collectively working for the greater good. If we worked together to make associations that provided useful services, at reasonable prices, we could benefit from the spreading of duplicate costs over the industry as a whole, while pooling the collective wisdom of both the learned masters of the craft, and the new ideas of the flaming youth. We really should have already had some cute chick joining the talking heads on the morning shows, and making the rounds of the talk shows as well.
With the sunsetting of the current licensing programs, and the abandonment of the current drives for new licensing programs, we could save our industry from ceding the business to the Doctors and the LASER techs. (You want to see how licensing changed the medical profession, read Murder By Injection by Eustace Mullins) What we want is lots of people having enough access to good work, that everyone knows someone who has an electrolysis success story, instead of everyone knowing someone who had a so-so LASER experience, and believing that electrolysis can’t possibly do better than the so called latest cutting edge technology.
If you find my stance on licensing to be off key, consider your driver’s license. Is it a safety thing, or just a tool for extortion? Sure, it makes sense to expect people to master a certain skill level before they share the roads with the rest of mankind, but do you ever learn anything new about driving after that? So what do the yearly fees, inspections, and renewals tend to do other than drain your finances and give mechanics an opportunity to put the squeeze on you for repair work you may want to put off?
In closing, the best thing for the industry in my opinion is less formal regulation, more easily accessible education, concentrated co-operation and showing the public that we are, have been, and remain the Gold Standard of hair removal, and through the century, electrolysis is the undisputed, undefeated, world champion! All the lotions, creams, pills, X-ray Hair Removal, and yes, even the latest pretender to the throne, LASER, can’t put us on the canvas.