Buttock crease laser hair removal REGRET

I have had laser hair removal on my buttock crease. I have never shaved this area before having the laser treatment. I have not suffered any friction pain, ingrown hairs, shaving rash or anything of this sort, but I have noticed that controlling flatulence is now a problem. I did some research and have found that the hair around the crease of the buttock helps to release gas through the cheek without creating a noise. Once this area is shaved, the buttock cheeks are firmly pressed together and, therefore, when gas passes through, it can create a noise because there is less space for it to pass through. I am not sure whether I should continue with laser hair removal on this area or whether this problem will go away with time/practice. Has anyone else experienced the same problem. I have only had one treatment so far. Do you think the hairs will grow back soon so that I can return to what I had before. I have also been thinking about what might help grow hairs back in that area. Any help will be most welcome. Thank you.

Extra volume is just one of the perks of hair removal back there. With practice, you can still learn to sneak one out in public!

Perhaps you can play a tune.

The three cords from Deep Purple’s Smoke on the Water would probably be doable.

Two words: Thong underwear.

Really? Will thong underwear stop the vivibration?
Ha! That cracks me up! Or something like that!

Try it, you’ll like it.

And the result will speak (or not) for itself.

I prefer commando with the added volume.

Butt JJ100, I hear if you rub extra virgin olive oil vigorously for 10 minutes a day, the hair will grow back in a few months!