GOT IT!
As with all writings, the Fran Luffer’s grammar and syntax errors (as well as correct usage) have a specific “writer’s footprint” all over it. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
See, writing is “my thing.” (I’ve ghostwritten a few books and taught writing in high school … I know when a student has copied someone else’s work! Damn little creeps!)
Your capitalization errors were the first clue (primarily, only proper nouns are capitalized in the sentence body). The classic error of mistaking “your and you’re” is recurring throughout your other writings. Your trademark systematic repetition of the “salutation” throughout the post (and your use of “Mike,” not “Michael”), and sentence rhythm and structure … well, your “footprint” is all over this thing.
Finally, your misspelling of “where, as “were” is the ABSOLUTE give-away that YOU wrote this trash. (Remember, I had earlier corrected this error in one of your pieces?) Nobody could copy your “style” so impeccably.
Somebody is attempting to do the “double-agent” thing here, (actually, trying to get me angry at another person?), but it’s not going to work! Or, maybe there’s another purpose for this subterfuge; but I don’t understand your objective at all.
For Hairtell regulars, “Fran Luffer” is NOT any regular poster on Hairtell, and absolutely NOT one of the “top contributors.” Whew! (And, I apologize for what I was originally considering!)
Just a warning: STOP while you’re ahead!